Posted by: fullandbye | August 29, 2009

hitchhikers

This is totally unrelated to my previous post.

I have had pretty bad abdominal cramps for the past four or five days. I think it is equally possible that

a) I have contracted some weird and previously undocumented tropical disease that gives men uteri and causes them to cramp or

b) I inadvertently picked up a hitchhiker.

I can’t be sure of either option without some tests. Just to be on the safe side I am going to pick up some de-worming drugs tomorrow, thereby covering my bases for option “b”. If these do not work, then I expect to become extremely famous in short time.

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  1. When I was backpacking, i occasionally developed bad stomach cramps from stress and nerves alone.
    But if you have a tapeworm, can we name it?


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