Posted by: fullandbye | September 5, 2008


J & W SEPTIC TANK SERVICE, 206-248-1264

The difference a single digit can make.

And now, for your reading pleasure, a transcript of the conversation conducted at my desk (much to the amusement of my colleagues) but a few short minutes ago.

(phone rings)

RAZ: This is Raz.
RAZ: Hi! Who is this?
WOOE: You are fading.
RAZ: I feel quite energetic, actually. Hello. Who is this?
WOOE: I can hear you. Do you clean septic tanks?
RAZ: I do not clean septic tanks. I have never cleaned a septic tank. I think you misdialed.
WOOE: Did you buy Lee’s Septic Tank Service?
RAZ: No. If I had bought Lee’s Septic Tank Service, I am pretty sure I would have admitted to cleaning septic tanks when you asked me the first time, don’t you think?
WOOE: I don’t know.
RAZ: Neither do I. Good luck with your septic tank cleaning. (hangs up phone).


  1. you’re just having all sorts of interesting phone interactions this week 🙂

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