Posted by: fullandbye | October 16, 2006


Standing on the front porch of Pacho I broke wind loudly and melodiously.

Only after this emission did I realize that the neighbor was in his driveway, and that my flatulence was most probably not only audible, but profoundly so. My suspicion was further confirmed when after running into the house to escape the awkwardness that would certainly follow my indiscretion, I noticed the mysterious neighbor (I have never before seen him) giving me some sort of look from outside.

Oh, life.

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