Posted by: fullandbye | May 22, 2005

cran-nasty

For the record, this stuff is kinda gross.

But I hear that it is exceptionally good at helping women with certain types of problems.
I do not think that unsweetened cranberry juice should be marketed as juice. It should be shelved with the naturopathic medicine and bear the label:
“SUPER SOUR VAG’ CLEANSING POTION!”


Responses

  1. not vag. urinary tract.

  2. I second Martha. And I agree-’tis gross, but necesarry sometimes.

  3. ooh, how about “maximum strength wadge tonic”?
    also, is it just the script, or does it say “200% cranberry juice”? that’d be amazing.

  4. my photoshop skills are not up to snuff.

  5. you are right.
    My bad. I feel shame, I should have known that.

  6. hahahahahahahaahaaaa!!!!

  7. meh. super sour vag cleansing potion sounds a lot more exciting that super sour urinary tract cleansing potion. it’s useful stuff though. best taken like a shot. even better with vodka.

  8. Ooooh, we should call your special drink the “cooter shooter”!

  9. maybe it’s all the math
    or maybe this is just the funniest thing i’ve read in ages

  10. it’s not the math. really.

  11. GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS
    i’d like 3 please.


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